House of Blood, directed by Olaf Ittenbach and written by Olaf Ittenbach and Thomas Reitmair, is possibly the second worst movie I've ever watched, Zombie Nation being the worst.
In House of Blood, a Dr. Doug Madsen who is on his way to the hospital ends up getting a rock slammed into his windshield (The rock got there somehow by a bird falling off a branch and knocking down another rock and yeah... I don't have a clue how that works.). He swerves, causes a bus with prisoners on it to crash, and four escape and proceed to murder everyone else except the doctor whom they take prisoner because someone else is injured. They walk to find a place to do an impromptu operation because they don't want to go to the hospital and find a weird little house with a lady bleeding a goat in the front yard, dressed in medival clothing and talking Ye Olde English style. Apparently that's not too weird for them so they head inside, have a meal with the goat's blood being the sauce in the meal (Ew), and then proceed to amputate some guys arm with the help of one of the women at the house. They get it done, but wouldn't you know it, all that blood has gotten the family all worked up and vampire-like. Eventually everyone but the Doctor and his female assistant escape covered in blood and when they're found they're sent to prison. Then another bird dies and there they go again -____-
House of Blood is tolerable, but it is not a good movie, at least in the horror genre. Funny? Sure, that many cheesy effects, anything is funny, but not a horror. Unless your a serious horror fan and want to find out for yourself, don't watch it.
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