Player Types (And Which Ones Should Be Shot): The Bunny

The second in the series of Player Type posts, this one concerning the much hated 'Bunny' genre. The term 'bunny' can be attached to anything but in this case I'm basing it after the Bunny's I've known, what seem to be 'Mary Sue' bunny's or 'Cyber' Bunny's.

II The Bunny

• The Rumored Bunny: Rumored bunny's are players who people suspect of being a bunny, yet are not confirmed bunny's. These people come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and other types of players and are normally the source of speculation in an OOC room as to what exactly occurs when they're behind locked doors with another player. In general, they are not a problem and usually end up as fodder for rumors and such, though many of the later bunnys come from this type.
• Cyber Bunny: While the most talked about, these bunnys are certainly not the most detrimental to a game. Cyber Bunnys come in subtle and blatant types (The blatant types occasionally evolving into Drama Bunnys). Subtle bunnys are obviously promiscuous and may have multiple 'partners' but do not draw attention to their activities or jump on anything with legs and the appropriate (Or any) organ as they do have the presence of mind that there's a time and place for everything. Blatant bunnies may actually get off on showing off, going around and asking to 'borrow' partners or going through them like tissues. While the latter seems to be more of an issue, just ignore them and decline their offers of freaky encounters and you should be fine.
• Drama Bunny: Drama bunnies come in two flavors (Normally). The most basic Drama Bunny is prone to dramatic, flourishy posts and often try to insert themselves into anothers business, life, etc and 'help out' or mess things up worse than before. Their job or niche whether they realize it or not is to stir up the muck at the bottom of the chat pond and watch the results. The second type of Drama Bunny is the evolution version of a Cyber Bunny, one who may sleep around and then pit lovers against one another or just try and find themselves a muscle head with enough testosterone to ignore that little signal in their brain going "DOES NOT WANT!" and uses them to cause trouble, fights, etc.
  
• Attention Whore Bunny: The most annoying of the bunny types that occur just as often in male characters as female. These bunny's come in emo, angsty, sparkles fantastic, and insane flavors. The emo is self explanatory, someone who dwells so often in their own tragic, blood and tear stained past that they don't look up for anything except maybe the vaugley interested member of the opposite gender or same gender. If you've seen those stereotyped emos who cut, wear pale make up, and vampire fangs while crying no one understands them, then your pretty close to an emo AWB. An Angsty AWB is very much the same except for anger management issues, basically blowing up and growling angrily and trying to provoke people into attacking them so they can have their ten seconds of fame about ten times until someone beats them down. Then they'll walk around pointing and claiming the other person has cheated somehow. Sparkles Fantastic is probably the most nauseating of the AWB's. They are sparkly, pink, innocent, and will cry if you look at them the wrong way and say your mean and try to get other people to sympathize with them. DO NOT BE ENTRANCED BY THE SPARKLY COLORS, KILL IT WITH FIRE. Insane AWB's do not fit into any set category, may have characteristics of several, or just be a unique snowflake brand of Bunny.